February 25th,
2037
1700
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TRANSMISSION>
COME IN.
THIS IS NASA. DID THE CRAFT LAND SUCCESSFULLY? PLEASE RESPOND.
1800
THIS IS
NASA. PLEASE RESPOND WITH THE CURRENT STATUS OF THE MISSION. DID THE CRAFT LAND
SUCCESSFULLY?
1900
PLEASE
RESPOND. PROJECT COMMANDER NEEDS A STATUS UPDATE. HE HAS $50.00 ON YOUR FAILURE.
2200
NO RESPONSE
RECEIVED. PILOT IS DEAD. PLEASE ALLOCATE WINNINGS ACCORDINGLY.
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TRANSMISSION>
February 27th,
2037
0910
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TRANSMISSION>
THIS IS
NASA. ARE YOU RECEIVING?
IT HAS BEEN
SUGGESTED THAT YOU MIGHT IN FACT NOT BE DEAD.
PLEASE
CONFIRM.
1000
NO RESPONSE.
DEATH CONFIRMED.
1600
ANOTHER
POSSIBILITY HAS ARISEN. ARE YOU IN FACT ALIVE, BUT UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE?
PLEASE
CONFIRM.
1730
NO RESPONSE.
UNABLE TO CONFIRM. COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS MAY BE DAMAGED.
TO CONFIRM
IF ABLE TO TRANSMIT TO CRAFT, A LOUD SIREN WILL BE PLAYED.
WHEN YOU
HEAR THE LOUD SIREN, PLEASE RESPOND.
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TRANSMISSION>
February 28th,
2037.
1729
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TRANSMISSION>
NO RESPONSE
TO LOUD SIREN AFTER 24 HOURS. TURNING OFF SIREN.
1800
COMMAND
SUGGESTS THAT PERHAPS YOU CAN RECEIVE TRANSMISSIONS BUT ARE UNABLE TO RESPOND,
WHICH IS WHY YOU DID NOT RESPOND TO OUR EARLIER TEST.
WE APOLOGISE
FOR THE SIREN.
IT IS
POSSIBLE YOU ARE FEELING STRESSED AT THIS JUNCTURE.
COMMENCING SOOTHING
MUSIC.
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TRANSMISSION>
2100
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TRANSMISSION>
NOW THAT YOU
ARE SUITABLE RELAXED, WE ARE TRANSMITTING TROUBLESHOOTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR
COMMUNICATION SYSTEM.
·
ATTEMPT RESTART OF COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS.
·
REROUTE COMMUNICATION THROUGH FLIGHT ENGINE CPUS
·
DISABLE FOOD AND LIFE SUPPORT (NOTE –
TEMPORARILY!)
·
OPEN PANEL 7
·
PLUG CABLE ‘C’ INTO SOCKET ‘F’. (SEE DIAGRAM)
·
CLOSE PANEL 7
·
PERFORM 2ND RESTART OF COMMUNICATION SYSTEM
·
ENABLE FOOD AND LIFE SUPPORT
·
PERFORM 3RD RESTART OF COMMUNICATION SYSTEM
·
USE SHIP CAMERA TO SPOT ANY VISIBLE DAMAGE
·
PEFORM 4TH AND FINAL RESTART OF COMMUNCATION
SYSTEM
·
KICK CONSOLE ‘A’ WITH FOOT ‘B’ (SEE DIAGRAM)
IF ALIVE,
PLEASE FOLLOW ALL INCLUDED STEPS TO RESTORE COMMUNICATION.
IF DEAD,
PLEASE DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE.
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TRANSMISSION>
2300
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TRANSMISSION>
NO RESPONSE
AS YET RECEIVED. DO YOU WISH US TO RESUME THE SOOTHING MUSIC?
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TRANSMISSION>
March 1st,
2037
0600
<INCOMING
TRANSMISSION>
COMMUNICATION
PING WAS DETECTED AT 0200. YOUR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS MAY BE COMING ONLINE.
WE HAVE
INFORMED THE COMMANDER THAT YOU’RE ALIVE.
HE HAS
AGREED TO RETURN WINNINGS.
PLEASE
RESPOND. NEW MISSION INSTRUCTIONS ARE READY.
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TRANSMISSION>
0700
Dear Space
Diary.
I hate you
all so very much.
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